1st 2nd 3rd base dating
If a player is on first base and goes to second base on another players hit, walk, ground out, etc., it is called being advanced to second base.Fourth base is when you make a home run in baseball it is often referred to as the dating fourth base because everyone wants to date you after you reach the fourth base.If they ask what you’re doing, in your best prospector voice just reply with, “I be lookin’ for gold in deez der hills.” (Note: that is not going to help the situation…only worsen it.) This is where some people’s base running analogies change it up. Playing “Just the Tip”….ehh, that’s like a 3rd base lead-off. I should write for like a men’s health magazine or some shit. Sure it raises the blood pressure, and probably brings them on the verge of keeling over mid coitus, but that’s all part of the thrill!A home run is full on penetration…well, then followed by repetitive motions perhaps at multiple angles to achieve differing sensations…WHICH, lead to the body reaching a climactic point. All in all, that’s my understanding of base running and a sexual relationship.If the runner made it to second base safely and then slipped rounding the bag and the outfielder threw to second base and the runner…
Appeals work as follows: the pitcher takes the mound with the ball, toes the rubber and then steps off and throws the ball to the base the runner did not tag. The second baseman stands in the infield area between first and second base.
I haven’t actually plotted out where we’re going with this yet, so I don’t know what would fall into each category. We’re talking some full out groping, maybe a little body kissing, maybe one of those sensual massages you’re really good at. Now, for the second base lead-off, I’m throwing this out there…handjobs, and/or the female equivalent.