Romantic dating profile headlines


17-Mar-2020 08:05

This gem of a dating profile, highlighted by Cosmopolitan, has one of the most laugh-out-loud About sections ever. I hope this 24-year-old single has boys lining down the block for her.

You’d think everyone on Ok Cupid is there because they want to meet people. Some users just want to be left alone while they wait for an imaginary perfect match to fall in their inboxes.

As Chiparoo wrote on Reddit, “Well he’s got MY attention.” For her profile picture, Becky chose a shot of her up to her neck in colorful plastic balls. Hilarious, with just a hint of innuendo, Becky definitely makes an impression on the singles of Tinder.

Under the About Becky section, she wrote simply, “I love balls.” Genius.

Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.

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He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?The 23-year-old dater is definitely in on the joke and inviting some raunchy conversation starters with her funny dating profile.



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